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Post by xed on Feb 2, 2006 12:22:47 GMT
THE OFFSIDE RULE EXPLAINED FOR GIRLS (and Unibond League referees and linesmen)
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you have no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and whilst it is in flight you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remember that until the purse has actually been thrown it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
There you go my dear, now go put the kettle on.
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Post by skeetah05 on Feb 20, 2006 17:14:37 GMT
lol result all i have to do is get a bird and explain that to her
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Post by sam on Feb 20, 2006 17:57:00 GMT
or get a mate wholl listen to you ;D
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Post by skeetah05 on Feb 20, 2006 18:00:01 GMT
lol well i told you bout it and you listened n ure my mate aren't ya??? lol
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Post by sam on Feb 20, 2006 18:04:24 GMT
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Post by skeetah05 on Feb 20, 2006 18:05:35 GMT
lol ta 4 that sam well i have many uva friends except u!!!! (i think lmao)
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Post by sam on Feb 25, 2006 19:54:10 GMT
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Post by sam on Feb 25, 2006 19:55:43 GMT
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Post by skeetah05 on Feb 26, 2006 16:57:45 GMT
lol i saw u outside ther ;D at least am not sick in the taxi haha
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alexmcg
Sunday Morning Hoofer
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Post by alexmcg on Feb 28, 2006 18:56:47 GMT
yeah dom has a point but dom tell ya mum to stop cumin round coz she is doin my ed in ive ad enough lol. cheers m8
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Post by skeetah05 on Feb 28, 2006 19:02:10 GMT
oryt then budgie lol well aslong as ure mum n sis stop comin to mine lol haha
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Post by sam on Feb 28, 2006 22:16:39 GMT
come on boys we`ll have less!!!!
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Post by junior on Mar 9, 2006 20:32:25 GMT
lol new forum:
whoos beta out of alex's mum n sister ??
i'd say mum
;D
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Post by skeetah05 on Mar 11, 2006 15:46:17 GMT
lol hmmmmmmmmmm nt sure they r both nice lol wud have to go wiv his mum 4 experience n sis 4 looks
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Post by sam on Mar 11, 2006 21:54:48 GMT
lol couldnt decide have to be a 3some
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